We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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