I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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