i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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