Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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