i think my mom watched the whole time
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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