Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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