sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think a kid would responsible me up
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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