I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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