fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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