Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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