just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
