Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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