was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
FUCK WHALES
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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