hotel room ftw
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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