South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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