took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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