There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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