i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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