Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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