i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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