i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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