I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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