her vagine was all disorganized.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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