Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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