my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The air was thick with penises
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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