windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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