so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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