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you win
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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