I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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