He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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