Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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