im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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