So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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