Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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