Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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