i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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