This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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