Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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