No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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