Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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