Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
