just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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