Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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