You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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