is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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