My liver just broke up with me...
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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