Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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