worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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