so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Let's get the cat blown out
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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