11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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