Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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